Esteemed scientist and historian Richard Righthead knows only too well the destructive capacity of left-handed people.
At the tender age of 7, Richard was called “Poo Breath” by left-handed Sally Fish in the lunch queue.
At 15, leftie Andrew Crealey from the year above stole Richard’s girlfriend at a party. And then grinned at him in the school corridor the following week!
Since then, in a bid to prevent other normal, right-handed people succumbing to similar fates, Richard has bravely researched the tactics and behaviours used by left-handers to infiltrate polite society and manipulate their surroundings.
Richard has made it his life’s work to equip right-handed people with the knowledge, skills and strategies they need to stay safe.